person: do you have tumblr? follow me
person: do you have instagram? follow me
person: do you have twitter? follow me
me: no
plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
ATTRACTIVE
ATTRACTIVE
YOU’RE ATTRACTIVE BECAUSE YOU ATTRACT PEOPLE
(Source: drunkpeeta, via aniah-lator)
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
(via hauntingpasts)
succes is like pregnancy. everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it
(via unescapable)
you never realize how pointless this website is until you try to describe it to someone
(Source: buttlicked, via hauntingpasts)
you never realize how pointless this website is until you try to describe it to someone
(Source: buttlicked, via hauntingpasts)
